do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals
it’s called makeup
you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops
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1. I was bit by a killer fly yesterday and my left hand is now all swollen and itchy eww
2. To fill my next year I’m apparently going to take open university courses and just read for next year’s entrance exams and try to get really fit and idk kinda like a gap year and stuff.
3. I write with my left hand but I pretty much do everything else with my right.
4. I like beer more than I like girlish cocktails or ciders and my friends are always laughing at me because of that.
5. I’m the group’s idiot most of the time. But in an adorable way, you know.
but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
Why can’t I just do like they do in Sims, just find an interesting job from the newspaper like idk, professional criminal, then go work there and inevitably become good at is as long as I go there on time and don’t smell like shit and have enough energy and stuff.